Twits play

The twits

MR TWIT

Mr twit is a very weird man with a hairy face like a gorilla . His nose is very big well that's how i see it and I think that he is crazy because he tried to take his wife to the moon with 100 balloons . He never washes his beard and the only time it’s a little bit clean is when he wipes it on his jacket. His personality is cranky , loud , mean , crazy , twit . Did you know that some boys climbed on his dead tree so he said he was going to eat them but they took their pants off and then they ran like a group of cheetahs .

Mrs twit

Mrs twit has a very long nose that's like a stick and she also has a glass I . When she was young she was a very pretty lady  but as she got older she got a ugly  . Mrs twit has a long beating stick and She is as ugly as a old ugly rat. I bet you that if mr and mrs twit had a kid everyone would say yo mama is so ugly that one direction went the other direction when they went pass .